What if carpenters were hired like programmers... :)

I can relate... :)

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/carpenters-were-hired-like-programmers-barry-vredevoort

Damn funny :)

HOW DO PROGRAMMERS PROPOSE TO A GIRL - VERY GEEKY

#include “STD ISD PCO.h”
#include “love.h”
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf(“100%”,&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf(“I Love U”);

scanf(“100%”,&reply);

}

if(reply == “GAALI”)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == “SANDAL “)
exit(1);

else if(reply == “I Love U”)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}

free(lover);
return(home);